Lawlessness

So, I’m driving to work today, and I’m listening to the radio.  And I hear some news that manages to make me a little angry.  You see, if there’s one thing I hate, its leeches of society, if there’s one thing I hate more than that, its FAMOUS leeches of society.

Today’s Leech: Paris Hilton

I could describe all the ways I dislike this person, but that would take far too long.  But if you hadn’t heard it, the situation is this:

1. She drinks THEN drives underage, and gets her license suspended.

2. Like the ditz she is, she drives on that suspended license.

3. She is then prosecuted and has to spend some time in jail.  To which her, her parents, and her fans moan incessantly about.

You broke the law because you’re an idiot, shut up and go to jail just like everyone else.

But apparently, some people are too good for jail.  Too rich, and too famous.  After two days, she’s released.  Some of the reasons given on the radio?

Her cell was too cold.  She was depressed and crying at night.

What?  Jail is uncomfortable and unpleasant?  I had no idea!  Well, its a good thing that fame and fortune are enough to buy justice in this country.

I know people that were given years in jail for DUI and/or driving on suspended licenses.  But they’re common and poor.  So they don’t matter.

Zel-kun out.