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	<title>Comments on: Fire Scare at Wal-Mart</title>
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	<description>Occasionally Making Fun of Inane Spammers</description>
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		<title>By: David N. Scott</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2008/01/04/fire-scare-at-wal-mart/comment-page-1/#comment-10185</link>
		<dc:creator>David N. Scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, they probably were paying attention at school and have a massive ennui about alarms and think they're all fakes. Sort of the DARK SIDE OF FIRE DRILLS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, they probably were paying attention at school and have a massive ennui about alarms and think they&#8217;re all fakes. Sort of the DARK SIDE OF FIRE DRILLS!</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrejack</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2008/01/04/fire-scare-at-wal-mart/comment-page-1/#comment-10177</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrejack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They won't be blocking the fire exit for very long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They won&#8217;t be blocking the fire exit for very long.</p>
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		<title>By: Zel-kun</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2008/01/04/fire-scare-at-wal-mart/comment-page-1/#comment-10126</link>
		<dc:creator>Zel-kun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about tables?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about tables?</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrejack</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2008/01/04/fire-scare-at-wal-mart/comment-page-1/#comment-10121</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrejack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."  -- Mitch Hedberg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.&#8221;  &#8212; Mitch Hedberg</p>
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