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	<title>Comments on: Burger King, Home Of The Surly</title>
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	<description>Carpe Canis</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Zel-kun</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7792</link>
		<dc:creator>Zel-kun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sure he's innocent.  And that proof of his innocence will be long after I've killed him.

But such is life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s innocent.  And that proof of his innocence will be long after I&#8217;ve killed him.</p>
<p>But such is life.</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrejack</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7790</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrejack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm telling you, man.  Brains has nothing to do with it.  It's this bizarre twist of physics, you pull in thinking you're okay but when you get out, you're at an angle!  So you try again and it happens again..  and eventually you just learn to leave your car like that.

He's innocent!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m telling you, man.  Brains has nothing to do with it.  It&#8217;s this bizarre twist of physics, you pull in thinking you&#8217;re okay but when you get out, you&#8217;re at an angle!  So you try again and it happens again..  and eventually you just learn to leave your car like that.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s innocent!</p>
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		<title>By: Zel-kun</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7705</link>
		<dc:creator>Zel-kun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh.

Yes, but if he continues to own a car he doesn't have the brains to drive and park....

Then he's an A-hole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh.</p>
<p>Yes, but if he continues to own a car he doesn&#8217;t have the brains to drive and park&#8230;.</p>
<p>Then he&#8217;s an A-hole.</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrejack</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7702</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrejack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, but it was obviously an extremely sporty car.  He was physically unable to achieve less than a 45 degree angle.  It's not his fault!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but it was obviously an extremely sporty car.  He was physically unable to achieve less than a 45 degree angle.  It&#8217;s not his fault!</p>
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		<title>By: Zel-kun</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7652</link>
		<dc:creator>Zel-kun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm not talking about parking at an angle.  Do what you have to, but when you're at a perfect 45 degree angle across two spots, it's deliberate.

And I like Chicago, most places, people are friendly.  The lady at the subway not two blocks away is very outgoing, and I generally exchange friendly words with employees at other local places.

But that Burger King... ugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not talking about parking at an angle.  Do what you have to, but when you&#8217;re at a perfect 45 degree angle across two spots, it&#8217;s deliberate.</p>
<p>And I like Chicago, most places, people are friendly.  The lady at the subway not two blocks away is very outgoing, and I generally exchange friendly words with employees at other local places.</p>
<p>But that Burger King&#8230; ugh.</p>
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		<title>By: Sabrejack</title>
		<link>http://www.zelkun.com/2007/10/08/burger-king-home-of-the-surly/comment-page-1/#comment-7648</link>
		<dc:creator>Sabrejack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate Chicago.

Also, the sportier the car, the more difficult it is to park straight.  You should try it some time, it's the damnedest thing..  it's not that they want to park at an angle, it's just that they can't!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate Chicago.</p>
<p>Also, the sportier the car, the more difficult it is to park straight.  You should try it some time, it&#8217;s the damnedest thing..  it&#8217;s not that they want to park at an angle, it&#8217;s just that they can&#8217;t!</p>
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