Ham & Pork
So, I haven’t posted in a few days, leaving with no less than a hundred spam comments in the ol’ moderation queue. Apparently moderation is a foreign word to the spammers.
Being that they’re likely foreign… I suppose that makes sense.
Anyhow, on with the show…
pukin@sucks.net
Well, can’t argue with that. I must commend you for feeling so strongly about pukin’ that you have made it your email address. I’m hoping one day to receive spam from pukin@rules.com so I can have the complete set.
cubic zirconia exfoliators
You know, I’ve seen a lot of exfoliators (thanks to Zai): Apricot pits, lava stone, sand, anything to grind the dirt right out of your skin. One thing I never thought to use were cubic zirconias. I think this is because a cubic zirconia is essentially glass, and the thought of rubbing ground glass into my face doesn’t seem particularly safe. I imagine it WOULD get the dirt out of your skin, because it would slice your face clean off.
The body of a spam: The office was established in 1587 and was abolished by Pope…
Wow, who knew that offices had such a history! Founded in 1587, and abolished by the pope the very same year! It must mean that the office I work in now is not sanctioned by the pope.
Somehow, I’ll learn to terms with that.
Las Vegas Home Pandas
See, I never felt like going to Vegas. Gambling, heat, expensive food and shows… not really my thing. But now that I know they have Home Pandas, my outlook has changed! Imagine, a Panda sitting in your home, ready to cater to your every whim, cooking, cleaning, eating those annoying people that try to give me religious pamphlets. I may need to go there and get one.
Child Shoes 
I’m not sure what to say about this one. I just find it funny that the thought of children’s shoes makes this person unhappy. Probably the same kid-hating person that buys children Polly Payroll toys.
Ghost in the Shell Phoenix
Somehow, a series of Ghost in the Shell set in Phoenix, Arizona doesn’t seem like the best idea. I mean, its as dumb as rapping samurai… wait, they did that. Hey, maybe it’ll work then, people are dumb enough.
Well, that’s all for now.
Zel-kun out.