Potted Meat

In what is quickly becoming a regular thing on this site, let me share with you the latest oddities in my moderation queue.

Love Spells Phot Video

I wasn’t sure what to think when I read this.  Sure, we all want to buy the latest love spells, but what’s a ‘phot video?’  I did some research and looks like Phot is used as a shorter version of ‘Photo.’  Alright… I guess saving one letter is important.  So this is a video collage of several photos of love spells in action!  Now that sounds interesting.  Perfect for browsing for the perfect love spell for you!

Green Tea Caroline

That reminds me of a stage show I saw last time I was in Tokyo.  My friend Hajime took me to this sleazy bar in the bad part of town, where this girl put green tea in her…. *ahem* and shot it into the audience…. They never did find Hajime’s body.

Regedit Redneck

First off, I love alliteration.  Secondly, I love the idea of a guy named Cletus going, “Ayup, you just change the value of ‘dem key’s in H-Key-Current-Users, and you’s be fixed up fo sho.”

Inkjet Cartridge Popcorn

Popcorn cooked in inkjet cartridges?  Popcorn somehow made to look like inkjet cartidges?  Or stranger still, popcorn made to ACT like ink cartridges.

Polly Payroll

You all remember the toy of yesteryear, Polly Pocket?  A tiny little magnetic girl living in her tiny little magnetic playhouse?  Well now Polly has grown up and gotten herself a job in accounts payable!  She comes with the office playset with her own magnetic cubicle and inspirational poster telling her to ‘Hang in There, Baby.’  You and Polly Payroll are sure to have lots of fun for the rest of her monotonous corporate life!

Zel-kun out.