Zel-kun’s Words

Pete said I had venom towards PH.  This is true.  Zai sent me an article from the Sun-Times which has a little blurb which summarize my feelings towards her quite nicely:

‘…for most sentient adults Hilton personifies the decadence of our cultural moment. With her nightclub brawls, her endless sexcapades, her vapid interviews, her rodentlike dog and her lack of ostensible talent, she reeks of every vice ever ascribed to our poor country. She has become a synonym for American materialism, bad manners, greed, “like” and “whatever” Valley Girl inarticulateness, parochialism, arrogance, promiscuity, antifeminism, exposed roots and navels, entitlement, cell-phone addiction, anorexia and bulimia, predilection for gas-guzzling private transportation, pornified womanhood, exhibitionism, narcissism…’

I have nothing to add, the writer (Kay S. Hymowitz) has summed it up nicely.

Zel-kun out.

In what is quickly becoming a regular thing on this site, let me share with you the latest oddities in my moderation queue.

Love Spells Phot Video

I wasn’t sure what to think when I read this.  Sure, we all want to buy the latest love spells, but what’s a ‘phot video?’  I did some research and looks like Phot is used as a shorter version of ‘Photo.’  Alright… I guess saving one letter is important.  So this is a video collage of several photos of love spells in action!  Now that sounds interesting.  Perfect for browsing for the perfect love spell for you!

Green Tea Caroline

That reminds me of a stage show I saw last time I was in Tokyo.  My friend Hajime took me to this sleazy bar in the bad part of town, where this girl put green tea in her…. *ahem* and shot it into the audience…. They never did find Hajime’s body.

Regedit Redneck

First off, I love alliteration.  Secondly, I love the idea of a guy named Cletus going, “Ayup, you just change the value of ‘dem key’s in H-Key-Current-Users, and you’s be fixed up fo sho.”

Inkjet Cartridge Popcorn

Popcorn cooked in inkjet cartridges?  Popcorn somehow made to look like inkjet cartidges?  Or stranger still, popcorn made to ACT like ink cartridges.

Polly Payroll

You all remember the toy of yesteryear, Polly Pocket?  A tiny little magnetic girl living in her tiny little magnetic playhouse?  Well now Polly has grown up and gotten herself a job in accounts payable!  She comes with the office playset with her own magnetic cubicle and inspirational poster telling her to ‘Hang in There, Baby.’  You and Polly Payroll are sure to have lots of fun for the rest of her monotonous corporate life!

Zel-kun out.

So, I’m driving to work today, and I’m listening to the radio.  And I hear some news that manages to make me a little angry.  You see, if there’s one thing I hate, its leeches of society, if there’s one thing I hate more than that, its FAMOUS leeches of society.

Today’s Leech: Paris Hilton

I could describe all the ways I dislike this person, but that would take far too long.  But if you hadn’t heard it, the situation is this:

1. She drinks THEN drives underage, and gets her license suspended.

2. Like the ditz she is, she drives on that suspended license.

3. She is then prosecuted and has to spend some time in jail.  To which her, her parents, and her fans moan incessantly about.

You broke the law because you’re an idiot, shut up and go to jail just like everyone else.

But apparently, some people are too good for jail.  Too rich, and too famous.  After two days, she’s released.  Some of the reasons given on the radio?

Her cell was too cold.  She was depressed and crying at night.

What?  Jail is uncomfortable and unpleasant?  I had no idea!  Well, its a good thing that fame and fortune are enough to buy justice in this country.

I know people that were given years in jail for DUI and/or driving on suspended licenses.  But they’re common and poor.  So they don’t matter.

Zel-kun out.