Canned Luncheon Meat
So, I log into my computer, and check out the moderation queue. And I must say that spam is getting funnier and funnier. So much like last week, here are some choice phrases.
Nympho Work
Really? Finally positions are available for the poor and downtrodden nymphos? Well my hats off to you, finally the nymphos are getting the employment they deserve. My hope is that its in a varied line of work, rather than the work I normally see nymphos do.
Barely Choking
So… you’re barely choking. Now, stop me if I’m wrong, but isn’t ANY amount of choking too much? I mean, you still end up dead. “So, you’re choking, but you don’t seem to REALLY be choking, you’re just barely choking. See, your face is barely turning blue, and you’re barely flailing about.”
Raid Pony Tail 17
Ahh, another installment of the little-known indie cult classic, Raid Pony Tail. Its the story of a girl who drinks a hair tonic that makes her hair grow at such an alarming rate, that it fully engulfs Los Angeles. A group of stalwart heroes take up arms and fight in the catacombs that the hair-covered city has become.
Steak Laura Bush 3
Another series of indie films, though significantly less popular. It is a documentary on the time-honored practice of ‘Steaking’, where a group of people hurl handfuls of chopped steak at a famous person, in this case, Laura Bush. The film’s biggest critics decry that it is wasting food, and others are pressuring the filmakers to switch to a tofu-based steak substitute.
I’m sure there will be more to come, as the spammers show no sign of slowing their torrent.
Zel-kun out.