Friday
Well, its friday, not much to say about that.
Wish it would hurry by so I can be out of work. That’s right, still nine hours of work left, and already I’m counting the minutes.
I managed to score a desk from the guys that do all the furniture in the building. It looks pretty good, and will look even better in my study. As today is June 1st, there’s only a few weeks left until I officially move out on my own.
‘Here I go again on my own…
Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known…
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone…’
Okay, so maybe the song doesn’t really apply to my situation, being as this is the first time I’ve moved out, and with Zai, I’m not exactly walking alone. But its in my head right now, so there.
I have to give credit to the hundreds of spammers that plague my site, they make me laugh.
Example one:
‘Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Revitalisation [sic]‘
They have Jennifer Lopez there, who is famous I guess. But then you have two words after it. I’m not entirely sure what ‘Ass Revitalization’ is supposed to be. Is her ass being revitalized? Or is she marketing her ass as a treatment to revitalize us all? Truly worth clicking on the link, no?
Example two:
‘porcupine dungeon 92′
If there were two words I never expected to be together, it is porcupine dungeon. The 92 after is makes it seem like a movie or game series. Though I’m not sure what hero would not only find a porcupine dungeon, but then endeavor to venture into it on ninety-two occasions. Isit a dungeon infested with porcupines? Built by porcupines? Perhaps it is made OUT of porcupines? Guess I’ll have to click the link.
Example three:
‘free sofa sex’
More direct, to be sure. Your classic spam tends to have ‘free’ and ’sex’ in it. But there’s that middle word. Is there a demand for ’sofa sex?’ Do people normally charge for this? And how do the sofas feel about being involved?
Seriosuly, let’s give the sofas and porcupines a break. What’d they ever do to you, spammers?
Zel-kun out.