Before I begin, I just want to say that choosing this final tribute was a toughie. There are many people I know who are equally deserving of a tribute, but I limited myself to five because I’m not writing ‘Zel-kun’s super fantastic terrific tribute page.’
At a glance, other people deserving of tribute: Sarah, Jeff S., Asuka, Dave, and Nick.
And now, on with the final tribute!
*cue ‘real men of genius’ muzak*
Today I salute you, Kyle, man about town. There are people who believe the age of adventuring and exploration has long passed. You are not one of those people. Wearing your khaki shirt and pith helmet, you forge your way through the unknown, or at least, the recently abandoned. With a room full of exploration gear, you look upon it with sadness knowing that if the police caught you with that pistol, that rifle, or that machete, you’d have some ’splainin’ to do, you Anthropomorphic Adventurer.
Most people, when they find the door to the county courthouse unlocked at 2:00am, they walk away. You (and me, for that matter) walk inside to see what’s going on.
So, kick back with an obscure beverage of your choice, and polish your pistol (so totally not innuendo), because that abandoned school sure as hell ain’t going to explore itself.
Zel-kun out.
David N. Scott | 02-Oct-06 at 3:59 pm | Permalink
I used to do stuff like that a lot more before I nearly got arrested. As in, stuff confiscated, call out the paddy wagon (there were five of us), half hour lecture, even videotape and some pictures taken. And we were just in the parking lot!
Kokami | 12-Oct-06 at 10:26 am | Permalink
Wow! Of all the people it could have been, I did not expect Kyle! Jon, I’m proud of you, knowing the…issues you and Kyle have had in the past. But there’s another reason he deserves that tribute. If not for him, you would have never met me! ::cheesy grin:: But really, and more importantly, if not for Kyle, I would have never met you.