Why…

I was watching television, as I have a tendency to do, and I see a commercial for Wendy’s.  Now, I happen to really like Wendy’s, as far as cheap fast food goes, they top my list.  I have gotten many chili lunches from there.  Anyhow, this commercial features a checkered tablecloth floating down the road.  Granted, it doesn’t make much sense, but commercials seldom do.  But it does this to ‘Magic Carpet Ride,’ one of my favorite songs.  But who do I hear singing it?  Not Steppenwolf, oh no, that would be to easy.  I hear some girl (don’t know who, even Wendy’s website and the ‘TV Commercial Music’ forums don’t know) on an acoustic guitar singing it, and badly (in my opinion) for that matter.  And, of course, emitting the lines ‘Close your eyes, girl, look inside, girl, let the sound take you away. (in my opinion, the coolest lines of the song)’

I ask this question: Why?  Why do I continually see the songs I love being bastardized?  Are classics not good enough?  Do these songs absolutely NEED to be revamped for our modern age?  Maybe I’m just being ornery, but its getting on my nerves.  Other examples include:

‘Yesterday’ as “improved” by 50 Cent

‘Sweet Home Alabama’ by Jewel

‘Dream On’ (renamed ‘Sing With Me’, I believe) by Eminem

Covers should capture the sound and meaning of the original song, while adding a unique flair that only the covering band can provide.  It shouldn’t be reconstituted garbage.  I think of Guns and Roses cover of ’Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door’ and Metallica’s cover of ‘Turn the Page,’ these are covers that fans of the original song can listen to and say “That’s a new take on the song.”

Ah well, I’m just blowing off steam, really.

Zel-kun out.